So to get to 51% of the electorate the Republicans are going to have to pull some votes from previously offended demographics.
the greatest part of yesterdays episode. now wheres the womens part?
ok so there are like 3 juans in my psychology class and today when the substitute was taking attendance she called out “juan?” and all in unison, they all said “which juan”
we don’t even have tap water in Florida its all just fuckin orange juice
*AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO EVERY GUY I KNOW*
*TIME TRAVELS AND AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO PAST SELF*
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Hey it’s Kev.
"are there any characters you don’t headcanon as queer?”
why would i want to do a thing like that
yeah let’s keep on eroticizing homosexuality it’s such a blast
you hear that guys I a queer person am fetishizing queer people by desperately searching for representation in a world where I have pretty much none why didn’t any of you guys tell me
when people give characters disorders without actually knowing what they really are
I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.
how do you set your eyebrow on fire
I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
The fuck? I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I’m so sorry. I’m trash.
st O P ACtinG LIKE hipSTERS ARE AWFUL THey just wANT TO REBLOG THEIR PRETTY PICTURES AND COFFEE AND SHOES LEAVE THem aLONE YOURE NOT SUPERIOR TO THEM JUST BECAUSE YOURE A FANDOM BLOG
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”