Kutchipatchi is my spirit animal

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

viva-la-prussia:

idinaelsa:

who wore it best?

we all know who wore it best

chickenuqqet:

this is my whole life in 6 seconds

fartymcmly:

cute date ideas:

  • follow birds around
  • talk to birds
  • draw birds together
  • go to the zoo to look at the birds
  • go shopping and buy shirts with birds on them
  • birds
shiny-ebooks:

Woah pikachu u need to tone the fuck down

shiny-ebooks:

Woah pikachu u need to tone the fuck down

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

that-annoying-asian:

darnni:

i-dont-know-just-stop:

britishstarr:

farnaz:

Can we all appreciate my sisters kindergarten class’ responses to what they thought the sun was made out of

god and jesus

Foam and String

Noah thinks the sun is a government conspiracy

ben knows what’s up. Jackson get your shit together

that-annoying-asian:

darnni:

i-dont-know-just-stop:

britishstarr:

farnaz:

Can we all appreciate my sisters kindergarten class’ responses to what they thought the sun was made out of

god and jesus

Foam and String

Noah thinks the sun is a government conspiracy

ben knows what’s up. Jackson get your shit together

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

becausebirds:

BIRD EGG BIRD EGG BIRD EGG

becausebirds:

BIRD EGG BIRD EGG BIRD EGG

the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me

i want to go to sleep but i also don’t want to because i know for a fact that my period is going to start tomorrow morning and i don’t want to start all this bleeding bullshit so soon