Kutchipatchi is my spirit animal

someone help me

i’m getting Ib feels again

satumitsumi:

nergal-junior:

(To Westboro Baptist Church)

"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"

Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”

GUYS

THEY ACCEPTED

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joelmillers:

coldwarqueer:

in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful

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frantzofanon:

大家你好!!! check out my new tattoo!! it means “harmony” in english!!! I can’t wait to start showing white people my tattoo and asking them if they can understand it!!! TFW YOLO! (That’s what they say right?)

frantzofanon:

大家你好!!! check out my new tattoo!! it means “harmony” in english!!! I can’t wait to start showing white people my tattoo and asking them if they can understand it!!! TFW YOLO! (That’s what they say right?)

i’ve been slightly cheered up from my dog mourning because my dad told me fox news was “very accurate”

sonlco:

unionhack:

Stop bitching about fedoras. It’s a hat. It’s not going to hurt you. Sit the fuck down.

but it growled at me

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toasterama:

toasterama:

toasterama:

how do weeaboos end their prayers

r’amen

just kidding they are godless heathens

well, looks like our oldest dog finally kicked the bucket

rifa:

check-your-privilege-feminists:

Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.

THIS is the shit that bothers me with tumblr

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
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rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

huffpostarts:

In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights

Is that… is that even healthy?

There are sea organisms and fungi which glow in the dark and there’s fireflies and jellyfish which glow in the dark. It doesn’t do them any harm nor does it do the people around them any harm. I would say its pretty healthy, as well as it would mean more photosynthesis happening in cities which mean cleaner air.

I was just curious about how they were doing it and for some reason I didn’t think to click the link. But thanks! It makes more sense now. I was afraid it was some kind of chemical thing.

nah just genetic modification using existing bioluminescent genes. Genetics is really cool, and so is bioluminescence. I mean they’ve already made pigs glow using jellyfish genes and pigs are waaay more complicated than trees iirc. So they’re actually (i think) less likely to muck it up with trees.

In which case

GLOWY

FORESTS

GLOWY

TREES

GLOWY

EVERYTHING

(I like glowy things)

pokemon-personalities:

toasty-coconut:

pkmncoordinators:

So I decided to take another look at that shipping list, and I have discovered that there are 88 Pokemon ships that include Santa Claus. Some highlights include:

  • AlienSantaShipping - Santa Claus & Beeheeyem
  • ChristmasTimeInHellShipping - Santa Claus & Houndoom
  • ComingOutOfTheClausetShipping - Harley & Santa Claus
  • DrunkSantaShipping - Santa Claus & Burgundy
  • FabulousFestivitiesShipping - Drew & Santa Claus
  • FestiveAmourShipping - Ash, Santa Claus & Serena
  • GeorgianChristmasShipping - Don George, Santa Claus & Georgia
  • HeSeesYouWhenYou’reSleepingShipping - Conway & Santa Claus
  • HolidayHandcuffsAndWhipsShipping - Santa Claus, Officer Jenny & Jessiebelle 
  • It’sChristmasTimeShipping - Cilan & Santa Claus 
  • JingleBellRockShipping - Santa Claus & Roxie 
  • RobotSantaShipping - Clembot & Santa Claus
  • SandyClawsShipping - Santa Claus & Sandslash
  • YouBetterNotCryShipping - Santa Claus & Wilhelmina
  • YouBetterNotPoutShipping - Santa Claus & Elesa
  • YouBetterNotShoutShipping - Santa Claus & Exploud  

WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE ACTUALLY SHIP SANTA CLAUSE WITH BEEHEEYEM?! WHY?! WHO SAT DOWN AND WAS LIKE “LOL SANTA CLAUSE X BEEHEEYEM IS MY OTP”??????? WHO SAT DOWN AND ACTUALLY CAME UP WITH THIS SHIP???? THERE ARE OVER 700 POKEMON AND YOU CHOSE BEEHEEYEM?! I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I’M SO MAD.

I’m so glad more people are finding out about all of the hidden, bizarre-o santa ships omg

squeaky-fangirl:

darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

THANK YOU

jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

If you really believe that representation doesn’t matter, then why the fuck are you threatened by it? If not seeing yourself depicted in stories has no negative psychological impact - if the breakdown of who we see on screen has no bearing on wider social issues - then what would it matter if nine stories out of ten were suddenly all about queer brown women? No big, right? It wouldn’t change anything important; just a few superficial details. Because YOU can identify with ANYONE.

So I guess the problem is that you just don’t want to. Because deep down, you think it’ll make stories worse. And why is that? Oh, yeah: because it means they wouldn’t all be about YOU.

fozmeadows  (via afrometaphysics)